i hope mcdonalds is around in the future for me and my hungry children
theres gonna be a mcdonalds on the moon
why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
Sidenote: damn it’s like that Yo. Psh, I’m out.
What’s your superhero name?
Human Victim of Capitalism
Human Cancer Patient.
It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahaha
I sound more like a villain…
i am the magnetic victim of capitalism
never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here
bad motherfucking customer service representative
it knows. it knows my life.
It is I, the Civilian Casualty.
and the vaguest superhero name ever Award goes to: “they call me the what’s his name “
It really knows.
Just Another Lonely Soul is here
They Call Me The Functional Alcoholic
Enough of the small talk evil doer, give me a drink, and I mean something strong!
Fuck it, i’m getting a hair cut tomorrow, a brother man needs to look his BEST this weekend.