officialcrow:

zootedboy:

i hope mcdonalds is around in the future for me and my hungry children

theres gonna be a mcdonalds on the moon

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via crystallized-teardrops)

Sidenote: damn it’s like that Yo. Psh, I’m out.

bettydays:

bittersweetthoughtsofinsantity:

This brought out the lesbian in us all

I…

(via getbentgetbent)

kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

(via bangthatscrew)

off-wiith-your-heads:

I am so done

That’s so dirty of them to do….ha

(via are-you-lonesome-tonight)

liftingandcats:

4insley:

merakimaker:

roachpatrol:

elanorpam:

wellmanicuredman:

veritasunae:

entropysamples:

mamzellemat:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahaha
I sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here

bad motherfucking customer service representative

it knows. it knows my life. 

It is I, the Civilian Casualty.

Well, shit.

and the vaguest superhero name ever Award goes to: “they call me the what’s his name “

It really knows. 

Just Another Lonely Soul is here

They Call Me The Functional Alcoholic

Enough of the small talk evil doer, give me a drink, and I mean something strong!

(Source: virrals, via the13thhokage)

Pulp Fiction (1994) / Breaking Bad (2008-2013) visual parallels. (credit)

(Source: gusfringg, via iworkhardatbeinglazy)

badtvblog:

We’re not so different you and I

(Source: iamhby, via lolsomeone-actually)

Fuck it, i’m getting a hair cut tomorrow, a brother man needs to look his BEST this weekend.

afro-centricqueen:

Never forget how it use to be……

(via saturnineaqua)